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REALITY BELONGS TO US.

The MMCA is an ink-on-paper monthly mail club composed of creative professionals who value real-life experiences, tangible media, and total excellence.

The mail club is the first dimension within an unfolding new model for funding and distributing creative work independent of algorithmic governance and the prying eyes of tech.

Because we are so certain of the stability of our strategic plan, we will delete all social media once we reach 16,000 club members.

JOIN US ON THE WAY TO 4D

Join America's Most Exclusive Corporate Club.

Receive a monthly ink-on-paper dispatch to the address of your choice with updates directly from your colleagues within the club, original literary and artistic work, and elaborate corporate ephemera. Always unique. Exclusively ink. Fully tangible.

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F.A.Q.

How are the dispatches mailed?

Via USPS "snail mail", meaning there is no tracking attached. If your dispatch is lost in the mail, we will send out another right away.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes.

If I am a member, can I have my work promoted in the club?

All members have the opportunity to apply to have work and events promoted in the club, but we are limited on space and must be selective.

How do you select work that is promoted in the dispatches?

Based on the theme of the dispatch, on merit, on style, and on prior participation in the club. We prioritize work that supports the vision of the Corporation, has an IRL element, and is based in Los Angeles or New York.

When are dispatches shipped?

Generally during the third week of every month. We keep you updated via e-mail on progress.

What do you use to write, design and print the dispatches?

We only use free-and-open-source software such as GIMP and Scribus to design, LibreOffice and Trillium Notes to write, and make heavy use of the command line on Linux Mint machines. All concept and writing is original (no AI) and a result of 10+ years of skills in writing, graphic design, printmaking, business and world-building.

All dispatches are printed on the finest of paper (a rotation of what we find and fits the theme each month, with a mix of deadstock pre-9/11 material and newly purchased supplies) on a variety of inkjet printers and duplicators. All assembly (cutting, rounding, folding, packing) is done in-house and by hand. Minor anomalies should be expected.

How is your website coded?

The MystiCorp Web Experience™ is built and designed from scratch using exclusively free and open source software, .html, css and python. There are zero trackers, cookies, analytics or third-party integrations. It is hosted on a small VPS running on Linux. We use stripe as a payment processor (there's no way around it - we tried!), but it is sandboxed. Our estimate is that these parameters place it into less than 1% of the world wide web.

What's the InterOffice Memo?

A reoccurring tri-fold pamphlet within the dispatch that features work from your colleagues within the club.

Where is MystiCorp based and who is involved?

Los Angeles, the Southwest, and on the web. MystiCorp and all its creations are a result of the obsessive work of primarily two individuals - Nadiya Helm and B. Garrison Ambrose.

What's this whole "alternative economic model" thing?

The mail club is the first dimension within an alternative funding model for creative work. Learn more HERE.

What is included in my membership?

A monthly ink-on-paper dispatch, a unique MystiCorp Mail Club of America membership card with the moniker of your choice, access to the Virtual Mailroom (the members-only portal), future access to residencies at Murphy's Ranch (MystiCorp's creative retreat in the great american southwest), opportunities to apply to have work featured, special gifts and exclusive releases for creative work developed within the club, and free or discounted entry to MystiCorp live experiences.

Can I join if I'm not in the USA?

The MystiCorp Mail Club of America is currently available in the USA only.

What is the proprietary Psychometric Hotline?

A telephone hotline and live experience where you interact with one of our pre-recorded specialists and receive a free psychometric analysis. It takes about 12 minutes and is best on speakerphone alongside a trusted colleague. Call now.

How often are my membership dues charged?

Monthly, on the same day of the month that you sign up.

If you sign up before the 14th, your dispatches will begin that month. If you sign up after the 14th of the month, your dispatches will begin the following month.

For example, if you sign up on September 10th, you will begin receiving dispatches in September. If you sign up on September 17th, you will begin receiving dispatches in October.

What is the ultimate vision for MystiCorp and the club?

The funding and production of elaborate member-created books, films, albums and visual art through our new economic model for creative work, an annual members-only symposium along with plentiful IRL immersive experiences, and to give Oracle a 90s virus.

I love your aesthetic. Can we collaborate?

We are very busy building the MystiCorp universe and the best way to get involved is by joining the club. For specific inquiries, e-mail management@mysticorp.net

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